Iron Mike(tte)

It's no secret that Karaoke to the Death is well-known in the Cappy inner-circle. Only two members of the family compete annually; no wait, one (being yours truly). But there are two others in the Family Crunch whom I dread more than grim death, for their (non)-singing skills make a feline in heat sound pleasant. I will literally be forced into retirement if either one of them decides to become a contestant for future KttDs.

Sister Cap'n dropped an audio greeting via voicemail with an invitation to her Cinco de Mayo party next weekend to the tune of "Copacabana," but with C.d.M. connotations. That's right. Hum that forgetful 70s hogwash and replace the words with, "At my party, there will be cervasa...yeah, lots of cervasa." I'm here to tell all the people that there is someone out there more tone-deaf than Emma Peel. Is there a tech-savvy soul out there who knows how to convert a voicemail to .wav format from a cell phone? I have my big brother status to uphold.