Rocktober Is Dead

Oct 13, 2009 at 3:36 PM
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The 3rd Commandment states: "Thou shall not use rock's name in vain." For the past week, the dreadful Colorado Rockies public relations staff thought they could, once again, latch onto a successful concept and just run with it. That's where the Philadelphia Phillies stepped in to restore justice in the most dramatic circumstances.

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Rocktober THIS, Colorado!

Cap'n Crook replied to crankypants’ comment:
Oct 13, 2009
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Yet another baseball city, like Tampa, where they'll average 23,000 fans per game every regular season. And I'm being generous with 23,000.

Every times something good happens to Philly sports fans, an angel dies.

Cap'n Crook replied to Dabysan’s comment:
Oct 14, 2009
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Your postulate is deeply flawed, at best, considering angels are already dead to begin with. Nothing can die more than once, save for those who are reincarnated; a category angels can never be a part of.

Now there might be some validity to an angel losing its wings and plunging into the River Styx. But what do I know, given my athestic views.

Vampires can die twice.

But in any case......GO PHILLIES!!!!! w00t!!!

Vampires are "the undead" until you stick a piece of plywood through their sternum.

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