Seems Fitting

Mar 5, 2008 at 4:21 PM
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We could all learn something from Office Space. First and foremost, DO NOT use your bare knuckles to punch a circuit board filled with microchips. That looks painful. The baseball bat is a much better weapon. I pondered the thought of uploading a virus to the accounts payable last night. Only snag was I don't know the first thing about computer programming. But I have an associate in the accounting department who'd be more than willing to rip off the company big time.

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nonononono. set the building on fire. that's the ticket

Cap'n Crook replied to mariser’s comment:
Mar 5, 2008
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Only if they take away my stapler. But I don't think they'll be interested in a black Stanley Bostitch, which doesn't hold a candle to the red Swingline.

If you move on to a new job, perhaps that will give you the opportunity to finally upgrade to the Swingline...Bostitch is so ghetto.

Seriously, the bitch goes into cardiac arrest if I want to staple more than 6 pages at a time.

Ah'ha! One of my all time faaaaaaaavorite movies. I love the opening credits!

Damn it feels good to be a gangstah!

Oh and sorry about the job. :(

Cap'n Crook replied to The K Spot’s comment:
Mar 6, 2008
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And I'm a gangstah trying to play his cards right.

I stole a sweet Swingline from my former place of employment last week. It's a black beauty. Today, I broke in and used their photocopier to make 17 illegal copies of a 17 page story.

Booyah.

Sigh. I envy you for still having access into your facility.

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